TINY!

TINY!MPFS
How bout that !Well, I've more chance of needing the slingshot than a prophylactic; my birthday is some way off.
I already have that worked out, I have a Teeny Weeny Sack for my Teeny Weeny Balls.Ammo in your wallet would not be in keeping with the theme. Unless you can design little wee tiny balls. (Alright Dan, stop it!)