right behind your mom. but seriously- try ATT- take the end of your chainset, gather it up against the fork with the fork tip facing target and wrap a layer of cloth around it. then wrap it with (2) 64 rubber bands tight. the cloth gives it some grip and spares it from rubber to rubber abrasion. i did that on a wire ss i made, worked great. here's an ATT slingshot setup.pop shot where are you?