Sir, I can tell you things that won't let you sleep at night.
What would you like to know?
Because we are addicts, you and I.
The only way to get rid of an addiction is to replace it with another one. But do you want to replace this one? I sure don't.
There is no sad PART.
ALL of it is sad. There is nothing sadder than grown men playing with marbles (and mothballs, in my case). We are sad sad people. And I am fine with it.
Actually, there is something sadder... an Englishman alone in the kitchen.... but that is besides the point.