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Very clever - however (hey that rhymes!)

Did you take the time to read the fine print on the inside of the Kaiser Permanente koozie? To wit:

WARNING - This insulated beverage holder is meant for non-alcoholic beverages only. Kaiser Permanente does not condone the use of alcoholic beverages, which the Surgeon General determined may be addictive and/or contribute to numerous diseases, including kidney failure, neuralgia, and episodic miasims. By accepting and/or using this insulated beverage holder, you expressly agree to indemnify, protect, and otherwise hold harmless Kaiser Permanente, its affiliates, assigns, and successors in interest. Any modification of this insulated beverage holder is strictly prohibited and will be prosecuted as a violation of 15CFR2809.437 and all related statutes, procedural rules and administrative regulations. Any modification of this insulated beverage holder the results in use as or in conjunction with any weapon, as defined by 23CFR23764.845, will be referred for prosecution. By accepting this insulated beverage holder, you agree to waive your rights to a jury trial and submit all disputes to binding arbitration through JAMS/End Dispute. All such arbitrations will be heard in Alameda County, CA. Please review these terms carefully before any use of this insulated beverage container.
 
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