[Thwupp-p-p]

...Any suggestions?...

None. But thank you for posting this! I'm going to be watching for any ideas that you might receive. I was gifted a remarkable natural fork from a very generous member but due to my total ineptness in working with tools -- I've been afraid of ruining it?!

 

[Thwupp-p-p]

Okay -- but I get to be prez!