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When I was a young ornery little ???????????? I was skinny as a rail???? I remember this one gentleman in particular that was huge, I’m talking two ax handles wide???? At the time, I never thought of him as obese, I just knew he was always happy and always had a joke to tell. Later in life I discovered he chose to be, or at least act jolly. My Dad was always in a fun happy go lucky mood. When we told him he had “ Cancer” His reply was “I’ve had a good life” ????❤ I figure what the HECK???? telling myself to look at things from a positive and humorous attitude may not change the outcome, but at least I didn’t give in to being as miserable.
 

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I always liked the story of the lady who thought she was better than everyone else, and after giving birth to a girl she went in for the babies first Dr. appt. As the lady got up to leave, she asked the Dr, “ Dr. let’s be honest, not all babies are beautiful, what do you tell those Mothers” The Dr. replied, “ Looks just like you Mam” ❤
 

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I always liked the story of the lady who thought she was better than everyone else, and after giving birth to a girl she went in for the babies first Dr. appt. As the lady got up to leave, she asked the Dr, " Dr. let's be honest, not all babies are beautiful, what do you tell those Mothers" The Dr. replied, " Looks just like you Mam" ❤
LOL!!! :D :D
 

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This wearing mask has reminded me of a joke. This couple walks into a bank and walk up behind a guy wearing a mask. The guy tells the teller that this is a robbery and to hand over the money. As the Robert was waiting for the money, his mask slipped down. He ask the bank person if they seen his face, the teller replies they did. The robber then says “ I’m sorry but I have to shoot you After they shoot the teller the robber turns around and ask the couple if they seen his face The husband replies,” I didn’t, but my wife did
 

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As for choosing how you live, my father told me once," Son, they's people that could fall onto a feather bed and squeal like a hog in bobwire. and the dangdest thing is is they's happy that way." :iono:
 

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A friend of ours Son just received his driver's learning permit???????? Nikolas has a remarkable sense of humor, it is contagious. I sent this picture to him???????????? Car Vehicle Motor vehicle Asphalt Automotive lighting
. Nikolas immediately replied, " Wanna go with????????????????"
 

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