Kind of them to squeeze the 16:9 vid into 4:3, feels good to be slim and tall...
Invite him to sit downrange with an apple in his mouth. His colleagues can use it on a feature about viral snuff movies.They obviously haven't watched all your vids, if they're calling your slingshots weapons of little or no destruction.
On the other hand, you mentioned awhile ago that you were on a diet. WHy go through all that hassle? Just change your aspect ratio.