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This is an auld yin..

Two men are oot shoappin' at the supermarket hauf way between Heaven & He!! & bump intae yin anither..

Bloke fae Heaven says.. "Whit's it like doon there?"
Bloke fae He!! replies "It's effin brilliant! Parties every nicht, free booze,smokes & plenty o sex!, whit's it like up there?"
Bloke fae Heaven replies.. "Blidy murder, wash the dishes, hing oot the clothes, pit oot the milk bottles, poalish the gates & generally run haun & fit efter big G!"
Bloke fae He!! amazed asks "How come ye've goattae dae awe that?"
"A'm the only C**T up there!"
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