"Outside of a book, a dog is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read". Groucho Marx
Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are. Of course, some dogs are smarter than others...
Please, guys & gals, I'm the self-appointed forum American "humorist" - please don't take me (too) seriously. If you take me too seriously and end up hurting yourself, or others, it only proves that you're crazier than I am.
Be advised: Half of what I write is in jest, the other half may be either in English or gibberish (my option).