Okay, it took awhile, but I think I've got it. We were supposed to combine the letters in the title with those in the narrative! It's a variant of the 5 letters game in which you form an actual word instead of an acronym. In this case the word is "Mimok."
Mimok is from the old Klingon vernacular (pre Christopher Pike). The closest translation in English would be "jock itch," though I've seen references to "crotch rot," "nad rash," and "huevos rancheros." I'm thinking the good doctor either carved himself a fork with a rotten crotch and is wondering if it's salvageable, or, he has a rampant case of the screaming meemees. We'd need a pic to offer prognosis on the former. The latter requires a simple hygiene upgrade and several doses of the magic dust: