· Prince of Paraprosdokians and Epistemophilia
I took actual measurements of the 1/4 " Birch plywood board received from Lowes for $4.58. It actually is 24"x24". (I had originally thought that it was 20"x23" because of the label on it). When cut up into PFS size of 4"x2", one can make SEVENTY-TWO PFS slingshots, at a cost of wood at only SIX CENTS EACH. I've already measured and cut out a dozen 2"x4" pieces, and I expect I might start tracing my pattern on them and shaping them tomorrow. At the rate of only six cents each (plus the cost of rubber and a pouch, big deal) you can be a hero to all your friends and relatives by giving them a personally handmade gift which is fun to use.