[Imperial]

while in a comical, goofy mood in chat one day, i was wondering what if slingshot lingo were corny pickup lines in bars/ pubs. heres what we came up with-
are you an OTT or TTF kind of girl?
hey baby, wanna see how big my pouch is?
i love naturals, show me yours.
wanna see my PFS?

post yours, lets see how creative and corny you guys are.

 

[ZDP-189]

Do you accept PayPal?

 

[Hrawk]

I like to hold mine hammer grip, how would you hold mine ?

 

[pop shot]

Can I put my fork between your Naturals?

 

[ZDP-189]

I've got wood. Hardwood.

 

[ZDP-189]

Want to participate in my biomechanics study?

 

[ZDP-189]

Let me adjust my position for more grip. I'll just slide two fingers up there. Oh hey, there's a pinkie hole!

 

[ZDP-189]

Brings a whole new definition to:

• Cougar/bear hunting
• A couple of old crows
• Young natural
• Decoy

 

[Imperial]

do you pull butterfly style?

 

[ZDP-189]

Honey, what do you think of my skinny leather pouch?

 

[Hrawk]

I like large diameter tubes, how about you?

 

[Hrawk]

Let me show you how far I can shoot . . .

 

[ZDP-189]

Are you into latex?

Set up your catch box.

I'm gonna bang your gong.

That hit the spot.

Wear safety glasses in case I miss and get you in the eye.

 

[Hrawk]

Forget lube, let me show you what I can achieve with Linseed Oil

 

[ZDP-189]

Let me tell you about the importance of a proper release technique.

 

[Hrawk]

Do you like leather, rubber and hard wood ?

 

[Hrawk]

You have beautiful curves, let me show you what I can do with just a little oil.

 

[polecat]

i can shoot my magnum all day
polecat

 

[PandaMan]

I polish my wood everyday. Maybe you could help me?

 

[TandocTools]

I shoot with steel balls