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Get rid of all your obsolete slingshots. This is the only one you need!

Features:

  • Top human engineering design (Top humans were tasked with engineering this slingshot)
  • Top 304 stainless steel (feels like plastic but clearly I have never felt true Top 304 stainless steel)
  • Top firing accuracy (might be too accurate for tournament competition)
  • Top slingshot rubber parts (throw out all your fancy slingshot rubber, this is Top slingshot rubber)

Some of you might be skeptical but it is clearly written on the package in two different languages.
 

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Commerce is a religion and marketing becomes a sermon.

I remember a shampoo ad that claimed their product was infused with 'optical brighteners and protein texturizers'.

'Real people, not actors' is another marketing gem.
 
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