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Prince of Paraprosdokians and Epistemophilia
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To kick this off (hopefully not a cliff), I submit the following:

I drove my truck (it was a "Mack")
Into the hills to find a Yak

A Yak with a rack I could not lack,
Through the bush I hacked and tracked

It wasn't until I was on my way back,
When I saw the Yak and readied a whack

THWACK! went my lead BB [into his back : ( ]
But now his feet stick out of a sack.
 

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Prince of Paraprosdokians and Epistemophilia
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Haiku very much! Now we're rolling!

We had a Haiku poetry contest on the pennywhistle/tinwhistle website "chiffandfipple" (as I recall it) many years ago. It was great fun. The stuff that people came up with was incredibly creative - and thought provoking.

Thanks for yours!It's great.
 

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Prince of Paraprosdokians and Epistemophilia
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where do you buy bands? I'd say Tex.
he sells latex, i hear its the best.
but what if i want more? im looking to score.
I think about slingshots more than sex.
Latex and sex! Boy those Canadians are kinky! : ) Poor Tex got dragged into that one.

Anybody else???
 

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There was a slingshot nut named Nate,
He made slingshots by night and day.

of course he was crazy about shooting and making
the next slingshot he was about to create...

Off to the shop to get some work done, I could make these up all day!!

Great thread
 

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there was a guy named benjamin
who never thought he would win.
but then one day, in a positive way
the postman brought a slingshot to him.

But one wasn't enough today.
the postman really had two in the sash
but she wouldn't say and she did not stay
and later i found the second she stashed.
 

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