Ha ! that was hilarious! My two best friends are both computer techs and thus both wicked awesome at computers. and through osmosis, i have picked up a generally decent knowledge of computers myself. and thats exactly how it happens. I fix one thing for somebody and suddenly Im the love child of bill gates and master computer from TRON and I can fix anything!
but luckily most of the people Im helping are still the kind of people who run the "Using Your Mouse." tutorial so I can be the "computer guy" for a little longer
at least until my dad decides he needs a facebook account