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I dislike the apparatus.
For it's as if a robot shat us
Another inutile appliance
Quite unworthy of reliance
On my slingshot-
So I've been taught.
If you pain however
And the gadget conquers never
Then you should use it with no guilt-
Not your fault the milk was spilt
Upon your body.
It's nothing naughty.
If you just use it to be cool
You risk the repute of a fool
You need a soft pinch and a slip
Not some vulgar machine grip
In the pouch hand.
That is my stand.
For it's as if a robot shat us
Another inutile appliance
Quite unworthy of reliance
On my slingshot-
So I've been taught.
If you pain however
And the gadget conquers never
Then you should use it with no guilt-
Not your fault the milk was spilt
Upon your body.
It's nothing naughty.
If you just use it to be cool
You risk the repute of a fool
You need a soft pinch and a slip
Not some vulgar machine grip
In the pouch hand.
That is my stand.
